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NEW YEAR SAME DEAL - 1951 2026
$39.00
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Trump wanted Greenland.
He talked about buying it. He talked about controlling it. He even threatened to use force to get it.
And after all that?
1951, but with a new press release.
The 2026 U.S.–Denmark–Greenland agreement expands America’s military access and presence in Greenland, while Greenland remains under Danish sovereignty. In other words, Trump spent months making Greenland a geopolitical obsession… only to end up building on a defence agreement that has existed since 1951.
So we made a hat about it.
SAME DEAL. DIFFERENT YEAR.
A little anti-Trump satire for anyone who watched the whole Greenland saga unfold and thought:
“Wait… wasn't America already doing this?”
Greenland is not for sale !
• 100% cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Pre-curved visor with 6-row stitching
• Adjustable Velcro® (hook-and-loop) closure
• Matching undervisor and sweatband
• Head circumference: 22.83″ (58 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
NEW YEAR SAME DEAL - 1951 2026
$39.00
He talked about buying it. He talked about controlling it. He even threatened to use force to get it.
And after all that?
1951, but with a new press release.
The 2026 U.S.–Denmark–Greenland agreement expands America’s military access and presence in Greenland, while Greenland remains under Danish sovereignty. In other words, Trump spent months making Greenland a geopolitical obsession… only to end up building on a defence agreement that has existed since 1951.
So we made a hat about it.
SAME DEAL. DIFFERENT YEAR.
A little anti-Trump satire for anyone who watched the whole Greenland saga unfold and thought:
“Wait… wasn't America already doing this?”
Greenland is not for sale !
• 100% cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Pre-curved visor with 6-row stitching
• Adjustable Velcro® (hook-and-loop) closure
• Matching undervisor and sweatband
• Head circumference: 22.83″ (58 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!